my last words will probably be sarcastic
Oh sure, wave that knife around. I am SO SCARED…
you better pop lock and drop that attitude
shuts your mouth with my mouth because damn youre gorgeous
So I saw this cute girl going down the street with an amazing ass. I was all “DAMN GIRL, YOU GOT AN AMAZING ASS.” She was like “thanks, there’s a sale across the block, I got him there.” Now I have a pet donkey too, he was five bucks and his name is Leopold. And he hates thunderstorms.
you don’t understand how hard it is to take a selfie when you’re ugly
when the person who volunteers to read is completely illiterate
Fandoms + silhouettes