Welcome to my mind.

sweetguts:

lifeis4chumps:

no why

a marshmallow is squished beneath the weight of knowledge

clones-and-thrones:

teamrocketing:

my last words will probably be sarcastic

Oh sure, wave that knife around. I am SO SCARED…

daftpostpunk:

you better pop lock and drop that attitude

120gb:

shuts your mouth with my mouth because damn youre gorgeous

daveyoufool:

So I saw this cute girl going down the street with an amazing ass. I was all “DAMN GIRL, YOU GOT AN AMAZING ASS.” She was like “thanks, there’s a sale across the block, I got him there.” Now I have a pet donkey too, he was five bucks and his name is Leopold. And he hates thunderstorms.

puralize:

you don’t understand how hard it is to take a selfie when you’re ugly

iphonevevo:

when the person who volunteers to read is completely illiterate   

image

hoedere:


mol-bay:

what in the fuck does my sister think she’s doing?

god’s work

hoedere:

mol-bay:

what in the fuck does my sister think she’s doing?

god’s work

thecelestialintent:

Fandoms + silhouettes